I was at the service station to say goodbye to my Taurus and to sign it over to the junkyard. I had a long wait. So I had to use the facilities. Facilities indeed. Have you ever seen the movie Trainspotting? Yeah, it was kinda like that. I could have used some ML-0100 full sheet labels for maximum coverage to stick all over the place to make it seem clean. Gross.
I’ve told everybody before how having 3 girls, all drivers, can be an interesting experience. Well, I haven’t been updating the blog because last week was a busy and upsetting week. My daughter was in an accident. Thank God she was not seriously hurt. She hit her nose on the steering wheel. Not as bad as Marsha Brady, but it was colorful. The car was totaled. Hey, it’s only money right?
The lesson here is: Be always vigilant. Never lose your concentration, there are a lot of people out there who just can’t drive.
Taurus Rear end Damage
Apparently they do because we’ve got diskette labels here.
At the tea party convention the other day, Sarah had to refer to what people are now calling her Palm Pilot. She scribbled her notes on her hand so she would be prepared for answering questions.
Check it out:
Well, we are here to help. Sarah, why should you dirty your pretty little hand. Just print one of our palm print background labels, and when you’re done with the interview, just rip it off and throw it out. Each sheet is good for 30 speeches. That makes 30 X $100,000 which is $3 million bucks, SWEET!
The template is for ML-3000 labels. Here are the labels in Word.:
And Sarah? You’re welcome!
I made the Graphic in Inkscape, which is powerful and free.
Here is the artwork.
Here is the document in Open Office format. It’s also free. It’s not that I’m cheap, it just that these programs are fantastic and useful.
The layout is the same as Avery 5164.
Here’s an improvement I made in Inkscape. You can make some really nice text effects, like applying text to a curve.
Be prepared with some Valentines Day Themed labels. Make up a CD or DVD of your favorite love songs, and give it to your girlfriend, wife, lover, or all three.